All you need to know about the Billboard Awards is that Beyonce KILLED IT! I'm no Beyonce stan, but I give her all the respect in the world for this performance.
Do you have any idea how long she must have practiced to make sure that her dancing lined up perfectly with the images on the video screen behind her? That was some phenomenal #h!t, right there. I'll give it to her she IS the new Tina Turner, because that was "Rolling on the River" for the new millenium.
Do you have any idea how long she must have practiced to make sure that her dancing lined up perfectly with the images on the video screen behind her? That was some phenomenal #h!t, right there. I'll give it to her she IS the new Tina Turner, because that was "Rolling on the River" for the new millenium.
In related news:
- U2 has a kick-ass 360 degree screen for their stadium tours.
- Justin Beiber wore a knock-off Elvis gold lamè jacket, and his voice still hasn't changed.
- Beiber made sure to kiss his beard Selena Gomez.
That was more awkward than Michael Jackson kissing Lisa Marie Presley. I'm not buying it. That may be because I am biased. Bieber looks just like a person who was on Jerry Springer to tell his girlfriend that he was born a woman. I said last year that he looks like a 19 year old lesbian. I guess I'm not alone because there is a whole tumblr devoted to lesbians who look like Justin Bieber.
.....and Ke Dollar Sign Sha did this:
Hooray for unicorns and glitter! Ke$ha is like a perennial 5th grade bff. You know the one with the 20 page sticker collection, most of which are scratch 'n sniff or unicorns. (Oh wait, that might have been me.) I still like unicorns and glitter, but I have expanded my taste to the colors pink, purple, and scented erasers.
Rihanna won, best female artist and then mocked Bieber in a faux "like totally" valley girl accent. She may be bad, but she's perfectly good at it.
This word, I do not think it means what you think it means. Will someone please tell Rhi-Rhi and Brit-Brit what S & M is, and that it doesn't involve stripper poles (unless you're tied to one) and pillow fights? Maybe Madonna can help.
Nicki Minaj learned to do a two-step while rap/sing-partial lipsincing (still no real choreography). A random giant chicken helped her take off her jacket! Very WTF!? Britney sang lipsinced for about 25 seconds and didn't even bother to do her arm flail, hair toss, hip shake form of dancing!
I like you Nicki, but if you really wanna be Lil Kim you're gonna need to perform better live. Watch and learn:
Nicki Minaj has a great hip-pop album (Yeah I called it that, because it isn't fully Hip-hop nor fully Pop), and her look is cute even though it's 90% swagger jacked from Kim, but she needs to increase the energy of her live performances. You see how Kim hypes up the audience? $h!t even Britney and Rihanna got the audience more hyped than Nicki.
Finally Neil Diamond was given an icon award, and everyone sand along with him to "Sweet Caroline" and "America". (Sorry no video for that is available yet.)
I was mad that Kesha did not join Britney & Nicki cuz she wrote the damn song and is on the track. Maybe she saw them in rehersal and said I'll pass.
ReplyDeleteThere seems to be controversy surrounding Bey once again. From what I'm getting from Twitter (however fragmented info) she stole her performance from an Italian artist. Why every time I want to cheer for Bey does she pull a Diana? I think she may be the new Ms. Ross instead of Tina. Think about it.