Monday, November 12, 2012

American Horror Story Asylum "Tricks or Treats"

Instead of just writing a play by play recap, this week I just recorded my random thoughts as I watched the show. Like to read 'em, here they go!

Show opens where it left off with this dude chasing horny Leo's horny wife. She locks herself in a cell. We cut to Lana's wife talking to her friends about recanting. She gets killed by the creature.

Who says "Ups my game" in 1964?

They bring in a guy who is possessed and do an excorcism and we learn that sister Jude used to be a floozy when she was in her 50's. (Okay, we learn that it was about 15 years earlier, but they chose not to have a younger actress play the younger Sister June.) We also learn that the psychiatrist may have been adopted. 

They have an exorcism and then the demon jumps into Sister Nervous and she is not nervous anymore.

Dr. Crazy has a fetish for nuns. He hires a prostitute to have dinner with and wear a nuns habit. She finds some photos of women in bondage, some of them with no heads which freaks her out and she escapes. 

Kip tries to escape with Grace and Lana, but Lana blows the whistle because she doesn't want Kip to escape and she has a bit of a crush on Grace, in my opinion.

I'm starting to get into this now, just like last year. I was very meh about the first episode, and then "that's interesting", about the second episode, and then the third episode is was hooked me. I think that this year will be like that too.

Go back and read the Episode 1 Recap: "Welcome to BriarCliff

American Horror Story Asylum "Welcome to Briarcliff"

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We open with horny Adam Levine and his horny wife, who apparently needs no foreplay just creepy surroundings. She is excited that the legendary "Bloodyface" was held there. They have a sex scene that seems more like a one night stand than a married couple. They do the silly horror movie, let's go see what that noise is stuff and end up getting his arm chewed off by something.

We cut to a gas station attendant in the 50's who is married to a pretty black woman. We see him get ridiculed by his white peers for this. They contrast the earlier sex scene with a more tender love scene with this newlywed couple. Alma goes to get something in the kitchen, and we next hear her screaming "help me". Kip grabs his gun and runs to help her, but everything lights up in the house and it looks like she has been abducted by aliens. 

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Special Halloween Vlog

I haven't had the chance to vlog in a while. I started out reviewing reality shows (because I love them), but due to my schedule I can't keep up with that in a timely manner. I mean, who wants to hear me talk about what happened on a show a full week after it happened? So this is what I am about to do, rather than make individual vlogs about specific shows, I am just going to talk about whatever I was able to watch during the week (including movies and Internet videos) and upload on Mondays.

Read My Review of Paranormal Activity 4

Read My Review of Sinister

Read My Review of V/H/S